Actually, I sober up fairly quickly, though I'm still feeling a bit merry...
Incidentally, Westmalle is an absolutely amazing tripel. Really smooth and it's got a good flavour about it. You don't realise it's a 9.5% until you try to stand up.
However, and this is where my skills as a maths student come into play, Beer + Empty Stomach = Pissed Koval