Hi, Still-hoping-to-pick-your-collective-brainpower-to-guide-us-through-the-pitfalls, I'm Marco.
Oh come on Marco. It's clear he meant he's still called hoping-to-pick-your-collective-brainpower-to-guide-us-through-the-pitfalls, as opposed to having changed his name to, for example, annoyingly-literal-wolfman-who-knows-everything. We already have one of those.
Unfortunately for most here I can't invite you round for tea and bolter shells as I live in Aus.
It's ok, I much prefer coffee and lasbolts anyway.
In response I will offer my services for out of the box thinking and regale you with many a bad dad joke (it's ok I'm a qualified bad dad).
You'll fit right in then. Enjoy your stay.