I'm not entirely pleased with that post but when I tried rewriting it when I was half way through I couldn't do it without first person so I continued the one which is up. Now that's some needless information for you all. If you're wondering why the Brown Melling thing is so weird, that's because I couldn't find Melling's name then did and then decided to use both Brown and Melling as it made sense and fitted with my general plan. Officially however, it's because of the electronic/magnetic data-banks in the back of Melling's head and his weird souped up body. I mean, if you had some crazy cool body and stored information for other people, you'd be weird as well.
Also, so more trivia for anyone who's interested, Gr. is a title like Mr but different, and is the general one, whereas Sr. is the one used for sales-men and people in the retail business. There are many others as well, which can be quite confusing, especially for a Big Issue seller, do you address them as a hobo (there is a title for that in that particular country on that particular planet) or as someone in the retail business.