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The Ordos Majoris - Roleplay => In Character => Topic started by: Inquisitor Thaken on June 13, 2010, 03:40:25 AM

Title: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Inquisitor Thaken on June 13, 2010, 03:40:25 AM
Inquisitor Thraan Thaken, Horusian Radical.  Why can't you Puritans get it through your thick skulls that Chaos, properly mastered, is the only vehicle for saving humanity? ;)

Anyway, great to have found this forum, looks like a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Caralinus on June 13, 2010, 03:45:04 AM
;D WELCOME TO THE CONCLAVE ;D


Unfortunately your stay will not be long, radical filth. A purgation squad has already been dispatched to your location; remain where you are.

Have a nice day.


Ave Imperator.
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Inquisitor Thaken on June 13, 2010, 06:26:29 PM
Quote from: Kallidor on June 13, 2010, 03:45:04 AMUnfortunately your stay will not be long, radical filth. A purgation squad has already been dispatched to your location

Damn, third time this week.   ;D
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Inquisitor Kravin on June 14, 2010, 01:56:11 AM
Dont worry, most purging squads can be distracted. Simply point at the nearest fool and shout Heretic. This should bye you some time.
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Inquisitor Thaken on June 14, 2010, 03:37:30 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor Kravin on June 14, 2010, 01:56:11 AM
Dont worry, most purging squads can be distracted. Simply point at the nearest fool and shout Heretic. This should bye you some time.

I've noticed that.  On a similar vein, "Hey!  I think the Bloodthirster just jumped over that cliff..." might even get you some dead Puritans.  ;D
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Koval on June 14, 2010, 08:52:37 AM
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Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Swarbie on June 14, 2010, 12:10:36 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor Thaken on June 14, 2010, 03:37:30 AM
"Hey!  I think the Bloodthirster just jumped over that cliff..." might even get you some dead Puritans.  ;D

Ah, my favourite trick. Remember, the puritans should be Ordo Malleus and slightly clumsy for the best effect.
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: MarcoSkoll on June 14, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor Kravin on June 14, 2010, 01:56:11 AMDon't worry, most purging squads can be distracted. Simply point at the nearest fool and shout Heretic. This should buy you some time.
That could be just as bad. If it's a Monodominant, they'll burn the heretic - and the person who reported them - and where he lived - and where Lord Langdon lived, who refused to speak to the Inquisition - and the gentleman who did his hair - and someone's second cousin twice removed - and a man whose house was too decadent - and the surrounding hive - and the mutant hovels - and most of the continent - and the three nearest planets.

All just for good measure. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifmRgQX82O4#t=2m04s)

Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Inquisitor Kravin on June 14, 2010, 11:57:46 PM
Quote from: MarcoSkoll on June 14, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor Kravin on June 14, 2010, 01:56:11 AMDon't worry, most purging squads can be distracted. Simply point at the nearest fool and shout Heretic. This should buy you some time.
That could be just as bad. If it's a Monodominant, they'll burn the heretic - and the person who reported them - and where he lived - and where Lord Langdon lived, who refused to speak to the Inquisition - and the gentleman who did his hair - and someone's second cousin twice removed - and a man whose house was too decadent - and the surrounding hive - and the mutant hovels - and most of the continent - and the three nearest planets.

And there little dog too.

Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: Draco Silverhand on June 15, 2010, 12:04:59 AM
Or they'll just drop a virus bomb on each world in the subsector, no?

If it's any consolation, you might find some help in the Inquisition's more radical sects. Xanthites might get you a daemonsword, while the Horusians might help you bind yourself to a powerful Daemon.

However, as an Imperial Fist sergeant, I can only offer that I will put a bolter round in your forehead if we ever meet.
Title: Re: Hi all, noob here
Post by: MHA7X on September 03, 2010, 01:50:22 AM
By the guiding light of the God Emperor shall these heretics be purged in the cleansing flames of the Ecclesiarchy!