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best shot you've ever done!!!

Started by GAZKUL, February 06, 2011, 09:46:17 PM

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latexsanta

Well after having seeing his mate get his let sliced off by a dinosaur (exploring a big jungle...), my rather weedy Inquisitor managed to Psychic Impel the one charging him out of the way and put a Kraken Penetrator round directly  through the dino's nuts as it was about to feast on the near-dead guy. He subsequently managed to throw a stasis grenade that captured the dinosaur for "research" (I just want my GM to allow the character to ride it).

GAZKUL

Just remembered a shot Lazaro almost pulled off, this had gotta be the finest.

Nord indicated the location of the cultist to Lazaro as they ducked behind the parapet, looking back he could just about make out the shape in the distance, acting on instinct he fired his revolver at where he guessed the enemy was and was amazed to see it miss by millimeters. (one side of the board to the other, Stupidly Big Revolver with all kinds of horrific negatives plus a BS of 42, 96-100 to hit, came up as 95. shame the target had Nerves of Steel)
"You do not need to prove that you exist because soon you won't"

Jamas Orian

The best shot that's ever been maid against me was by my friend Justin.

He needle-rifled my guy armed with a melta-gun and a demolition pack.

Roll for hallucination result - the worms.

Shoots self in leg.

Instant death.

GM rules that the shot has a 50% chance of setting off the demo charge.

Demo charge goes off afterwards.

mfw:

Aurelius 12

Just finished a cracker of a game and had to post. Taking a jeep through a jungle to a mad psyker's enclave (the horror!) and the jeep got hit by a lightning bolt. The bolt electrified the driver, fried out power armoured gun bunny and then hit me. I was carrying 6 special issue plasma grenades. 10% chance each one might go off. 5 of them did.

Game over man. Game over.
And the Saint did weep when she saw how lost the people were. Seven tears fell upon Gomorrah. Seven tears to wash away their sin. A deluge of heavenly tears drowned their world in an ocean of forgiveness. The people cleansed in a sea of nuclear fire.

Darksinger

Ok, i'm not so good at the description thing, but here goes.

'Brother Amitius, Ultramarines 2nd Scout company (cfurrently in the employment of Restin Teljar, Rouge Trader), seesn a giant spider arrive, close to the man who had just shot his employer, his friend. Amitius, being very optimistic and not being a man to hold a grudge, thinks 'If i offer my assistance, he may help me get Restin to safety, and healed.'He loads a kraken round into his sniper rifle- one of his only 3- before taking aim and Firing the shot. The Kraken Round goes clean through the spiders abdomen, spilling guts and blood everywhere. The spider goes into systrem cshock, and slowly bleeds to death.'

ScottM96

*Sigh* Have been on the recieving end of perhaps the finest self defence psychic power I've ever seen.

"Astropath Norn started in horror to see the lumbering Orkish beast running towards him, closing his eyes and mustering all his Willpower, Norn psychically impelled the brute, sending it flying 20 feet into a wall. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a crumpled heap at the bottom of the building, leaking vital fluids from it's head."

*Shudder.*

precinctomega

Quotethe jeep got hit by a lightning bolt.

I really hope that lightning bolt came from the mad psyker, otherwise you've got the nastiest GM in the universe!

R.

Heroka Vendile

Quote from: ScottM96 on March 23, 2011, 05:10:26 AM
*Sigh* Have been on the recieving end of perhaps the finest self defence psychic power I've ever seen.

"Astropath Norn started in horror to see the lumbering Orkish beast running towards him, closing his eyes and mustering all his Willpower, Norn psychically impelled the brute, sending it flying 20 feet into a wall. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a crumpled heap at the bottom of the building, leaking vital fluids from it's head."

*Shudder.*

With good rolls, Psychic Impel can be nasty and overpowered. I essentially killed all three of my opponents warband in one game by impelling them into walls, off ledges and off the table.
It's all fun and games until someone shoots their own guy with a Graviton gun instead of the MASSIVE SPIDER.
The Order of Krubal
Rewards Of The Enemy

Cyrees

Half way through a game, my friends' scout-esque character has grabbed the objective and is making a run for it on a narrow walkway. A rogue vindicare (part of the story I assure you) has their turn and if something isn't done then the scout will make it off the board and win the mission. He gets 4 actions off, aim, fire, aim, fire.

2 shots. First one hits the scout, doing enough damage to make them have to take an initiative test to not fall off the balcony entirely. He passes (just) and is left hanging by one arm (his left) from the balcony. The second shot is fired, hits, and hits his left arm causing him to 'drop' whatever he is doing at the time, and plunge far enough to take exactly the amount of damage needed to make him unconscious.

Changed the game rather a lot in one go!

SpanielBear

Just finished a game involving Rogue Programmes, Assassins and Nanobots (oh my). About midway through, Inquisitor Prometheus Steel and his party were ambushed by a hooded figure leaping on them from a great height. This individual proceeded to make mincemeat of a poor Machine Empaths chest with a pair of power blades, before diving behind a wall and out of sight. To make matters worse, the assassin was wearing a cloaking field, making any attempts to shoot him pretty much futile.

The inquisitor, with a barrage of rolls that exceeded the expectations of any of us around the table, managed to move to the wall, locate the assassins position behind it, then stab through it with his own power sword. Having rolled high enough damage to not only stab through the wall but also into his intended target, he then rolled a natural 100 for hit location...
Have Fun, Stay Sane, Enjoy the Madness

Inquisitor Octavian Lars

First ever game of inquisitor, the first game in my small group, Octavian lars shoots Markus Carter in the leg, he falls prone and then takes a large swipe to the chest from a power sword knocking him out in 1 turn.
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Alta


Not so much a good shot, as a funny one...

"The guard clambered down the ladder, out of the storm. It was good to get into the dray. He wrung as much of the water out of his clothes as he could before going any further in. It was his turn to watch the radar and pict-feed monitors, it was some other poor bugger's turn to go out and get drenched, trying to keep watch. You couldn't see much because of the rain anyway. He rounded the corner, heading towards the pict-feed monitors.

Something small moved in the corridor ahead.

The last thing he saw was a tyranid ripper charging full pelt down the corridor and planting its razor sharp teeth deep into his groin, before he blacked out with a scream of pain."

...Few things in life make sense and unfortunately for you I am not one of them...